WOW! You actually came to this page. Listen up all you "ladies" and "gentlemen" - this is important stuff. We took the legalese the lawyers wrote and translated it into readable English. - Even a flowergirl in Covent Gardens could understand it! So read the stuff on this page. It could prevent you from hearing from our lawyers or some other lawyer with even worse surprises (read: law suits).

Here's the scoop...

We run this site so that you (and other cybersurfers) can use it for fun, information, communication, education and cybergratification. So, go ahead and browse around all you like, we've included some wonderful tidbits from the "My Fair Lady" film which was restored to all its elegance by CBS in 1994. You can even download stuff from the site, but only one copy for non-commercial, personal use; but don't fool around with the copyright and other notices that are part of the stuff. And don't even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing, re-posting, or anything else uncool with any of the stuff, including text, images, audio and video, for public or commercial purposes unless we give you written permission, and it's not likely we will. Remember, unauthorized use (read: re-read the last sentence) may violate all sorts of nasty laws.

If you visit our site, you're agreeing to (read: stuck with) the terms and conditions listed on this page and any other law or regulation that applies to the site. If you have any problems with that, then you can't hang out at our site, because these are the rules AND once you start, there's no turning back - you are bound by (read: stuck with) the terms and conditions.

Here we go... Assume that everything on the site is copyrighted (read: it's not yours) unless we say otherwise. So you can't use the stuff except how we say you can on this page or anywhere else on the site without our written permission. In fact, even if we wanted to, the lawyers are likely to veto any deal; so, it's better you don't even ask! There's also a lot of trademarks, logos and service marks on the site that either we own or we're using with someone else's permission. So don't think you have any kind of license or right to use them, because you don't and we're not about to give you one.

While we try to include accurate stuff on the site, we're not promising you it's accurate. In face, we're not promising you anything except fun and entertainment. So, if you use stuff on the site, you're using it at your own risk.

We and anybody else who helped us create, produce, or deliver the site are not liable for any damages you suffer when you use it. In particular, the lawyers want you to know our disclaimer includes "direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of your access to, or use of, the site. Without limiting the foregoing, everything on the site is provided to you " 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE PURSUANT TO APPLICABLE LAW." Ugh! We put all of that in quotes because we couldn't figure out any other way to say it that the lawyers would accept. But here's the bottom line - we're not responsible if you're browsing around and the site damages you or your computer or infects it with any viruses that may lurk in any stuff.

You'll probably notice we've linked our site to other sites out there in cyberspace. While that's cool, it doesn't mean that we've looked at all those sites or that we check them out to see what's going on. So don't blame us if some site you link to has stuff on it that offends you or that you don't like. Just because we do link to other sites also doesn't mean either that those sites are sponsored or endorsed by us or that our site is sponsored or endorsed by them.

If you don't want to visit our site any more, that's cool! But just as important, if you don't follow the simple rules on this page, we don't want you to visit our site. In any event, you've got to destroy (read: erase, throw out) any stuff you downloaded from our site and you're still bound by (read: stuck with) all the other stuff on this page.

Hang in there, we're almost done! We're allowed to change this page or anything else on the site any time we want to. That's because it's ours (read: it's ours... ours... ours). If we do change the page, then you're bound by (read: stuck with) those changes, too, whenever you visit our site.

If there's any question about this agreement (read: all the stuff on this page) or how this agreement applies to you or your use of the site, New York law will apply and hour home office will be deemed to be in New York just like ours is.

Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?! Thanks for stopping by... Enjoy your visit to our site.